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The Internet's Last Hope For Comedy. From the makers of SNL, The Tonight Show, and Portlandia. Visit aboveaverage.com

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The Internet's Last Hope For Comedy. From the makers of SNL, The Tonight Show, and Portlandia. Visit aboveaverage.com
Above Average
Aug 27, 2015
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AN OPEN LETTER TO CHANNING TATUM: C’Mon Man, How Am I Supposed To Compete With You?

Channing, A hypothetical: A girl (or guy) is at a bar. Looking to have some fun. They see two men. One is me. One is Channing Tatum. Whom do they seduce and bang? It’s you, Channing. It’s you every single time no matter how many times I run the calculations! This is hard for me […]

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