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The Internet's Last Hope For Comedy. From the makers of SNL, The Tonight Show, and Portlandia. Visit aboveaverage.com

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The Internet's Last Hope For Comedy. From the makers of SNL, The Tonight Show, and Portlandia. Visit aboveaverage.com
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Aug 27, 2015
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Can You Identify A Butt Slap Just By Its Sound ?

The following is a part of Above Average’s Cheek Week. Click here for more butt stuff.

Everybody has had their tuchas slapped at some point during their life. But have you ever really paid attention to the sound of that slap?

We wanted to put your slap-identifying powers to the test, so we slapped a bunch of shit and only two of them are butts. Can you tell which of these slaps is a butt slap??

ANSWER KEY:
SLAP 1 – Not a butt! This is the sound of someone slapping their own face! Ouch!
SLAP 2 – Not a butt! This is the sound of someone slapping a fresh, smooth piece of mahogany!
SLAP 3 – A butt! Someone slapped both butt cheeks at the same time to make this sound.
SLAP 4 – Not a butt! This is the sound of someone slapping a puddle of skim milk.
SLAP 5 – Not a butt! This is the sound of someone slapping a yoga ball!
Slap 6 – Not a butt! This is the sound of someone slapping some dude’s balls! (HIS TESTICLES)
SLAP 7 – A butt! Again! Someone slapped just one butt cheek (the right one, duh) to get this sound.
SLAP 8 – Not a butt! This is the sound of someone slapping a taxi.
SLAP 9 – Not a butt! This is the sound of someone being emotionally slapped. (THANKS, DAD!)
SLAP 10 – Not a butt! This is the sound of a classic high five. Hand slap!

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