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The Internet's Last Hope For Comedy. From the makers of SNL, The Tonight Show, and Portlandia. Visit aboveaverage.com

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The Internet's Last Hope For Comedy. From the makers of SNL, The Tonight Show, and Portlandia. Visit aboveaverage.com
Above Average
Aug 27, 2015
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I Can't Believe I Had Sex With You - Anti-Valentine's Day with MVPleez
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I Can't Believe I Had Sex With You - Anti-Valentine's Day with MVPleez

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I Can't Believe I Had Sex With You-ew-ew

Cast & Credits

Written by/Starring: Monica West and Valentine Bureau - youtube.com/MVPleez
Arranged/Recorded/Mixed by: Gary Atturio - garyatturio.tumblr.com/ garyatturio.tumblr.com/
Saweet Guitar Solo: Gary Atturio
Recorded at Galuminum Foil Studios

Directed/Edited by: Nik Perleros -- nikperleros.com
Director of Photography: Tyler James Ribble - tylerjamesribble.com/
Costumes/Hair/Make-up/Fresh Styles: Erin Lark Gray erinlarkgray.com
Choreography: Ani Taj Niemann anitajniemann.com/
Above Average Producer: Josh Poole

Stiffy: Josh Sharp - newyork.ucbtheatre.com/talent/view/17821
Fly Girls: THE DANCE CARTEL (Aziza Barnes, nicHi douglas, Ani Taj) - www.thedancecartel.com/

MEGA Thanks to:
Joey Campanaro and The Little Owl Venue Space on Greenwich Ave - littleowlthevenue.tumblr.com/
Stylish Ten Nail Salon
5 Brother's Deli
Kayla Nadel-LaMotta
Marcus Terry
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LYRICS:
RAN INTO YOU AT THE BAGEL GRILL
BROUGHT ME RIGHT BACK TO THAT INITIAL THRILL
YEAHEEYEAHEEYEAEEOOOHOO
THINK I STILL LOVE YOU

AND NOWWOOWOOWOOWOOWOOOWOO
EVERYTHING BAGELS, HONEY WALNUT CREAM CHEESE
THE WAY YOU LICK YOU FINGERS BRINGS ME TO MY KNEES
WHY DID WE EVER BREAK UP?

BUT THEN I SEE THE BOTTOMS OF YOU JNCO JEANS
SKANKS BEEPIN ON YOUR PAGER LIKE I DON'T SEE
AND YOU STILL GOT THAT DEAD TOOTH!

I CAN'T BELIEVE I HAD SEX WITH YOU-EW-EW
I USED TO LET YOU KISS MY BOOBS
I CAN'T BELIEVE I HAD SEX WITH YOU-EW-EW
HAVIN' FLASHBACKS TO YOUR DUMB TATTOO

STRAIGHT CHILL DOWNTOWN AT THE PIZZA HUT
DEEP DISH, YOU WISHED I WAS A CRAZY SLUT
I WAS SO INTO YOU
THEN YOU DUMPED ME
AND NOWOOWOOWOOWOOWOOWEEW

WORKIN FOR YOUR MOM AT THE DISCOUNT JEWLER
SELLIN TAMAGOTCHIS TO THE MIDDLE SCHOOLERS
WHILE I GET MY DEGREE

HEARTBREAK MENDED WITH A NEEDLE AND SUTURE
EXCUSE ME MR LAZY WHILE I PLAN MY FUTURE
YOU CANNOT GRIND UP ON THIS!

I CAN'T BELIEVE I HAD SEX WITH YOU-EW-EW
USED TO THINK YOU WERE MISTA COOL
I CAN'T BELIEVE I HAD SEX WITH YOU-EW-EW
LOST MY VIRGINITY IN YOUR POOL

WHY?
YOU GAVE ME PINK EYE THREE TIMES
I, I BELIEVED YOUR LIES
BUT I KNEW YOU NEVER, YOU NEVER, YOU NEVER
MET JALEEL WHITE!

I CAN'T BELIEVE I HAD SEX WITH YOU-EW-EW
USED TO THINK YOU WERE MISTA COOL!
I CAN'T BELIVE I HAD SEX WITH YOU-EW-EW
YOU'RE JUST A WACK ASS FOOL
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