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The Internet's Last Hope For Comedy. From the makers of SNL, The Tonight Show, and Portlandia. Visit aboveaverage.com

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The Internet's Last Hope For Comedy. From the makers of SNL, The Tonight Show, and Portlandia. Visit aboveaverage.com
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Aug 27, 2015
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Jay Pharoah: Problems (Official Music Video)
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Jay Pharoah: Problems (Official Music Video)

Jay Pharoah: Problems (Official Music Video)

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Cast & Credits

Directed by Chioke Nassor
Starring: Jay Pharoah
Featuring: Jarrod Tanner, Deleesa Carrasquilo & Lauren Popp

Producer: Julie Miller
Track By: Elijah Brueggemann
Editor: Jenny Filipazzo
DP: Tyler Ribble
Gaffer: Colin Allen
Stedicam: Kyle Fasanella & Michael Desiderio
Production Manager: Kelly Harper
Colorist: Ashley Ayarza
PAs: Dani Rait, Peter Kelly & Rachel Joravsky

Above Average Producer: Caroline Chewning
Production Coordinator: Kayla Nadel-LaMotta
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Lyrics:

Oh what's up then, bro?

We 'bout to ride on them, we 'bout to lay em' down.
Oh you was talking slick, well talk that shit now.
You see our pictures, we getting bitches
I sent a group text mo' bitches

You know what? I miss Sandra...I miss Sandra. She was the one that got away. She was dope. Okay, I messed up. I did. I did. And you know what? I hate the word bitch. You shouldn't use that word. That's a terrible word. You kiss your mother with that mouth? I don't know why, I don't why I do it.

I got problems. I got issues.
I got problems. Now where's the tissues?
Because I'm dying inside. Said I'm dying inside.
I'm a hard core rapper and I'm crying, my eyes.

I smoke weed, bitch. I'm the green giant.
Turn my eyes red. They look like fire hydrants.
I got the munchies baby: bell cheese and Reeses.

I ain't even really a weed smoker. I don't do that. The first time I smoked weed, I ain't feel nothing. But that second time, I got so high I had to check myself into the ER. So that's not really a smart thing for me to do. I just want to be a farmer: E I E I O

I got problems. I got issues.
I got problems. Now where's the tissues?

Money, money.
Imma make it rain. Drop a stack on these bitches-

Yo, I am in massive debt. Like, it is getting to a point where it is bad. I will suck yo dick if you help me. I am serious. My 8 baby moms be trippin. A-yo Sandra, call me up baby.

We got those problems, I got issues.
We need hugs, ay pass that tissues
Because I'm dying inside, said I'm dying inside.
I'm a hardcore rapper, now I'm drying my eyes.
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