Ted Cruz is a simple, wholesome man. Well, maybe not that simple, but we can all agree that if you strip away the homophobia, whiney voice, and religious zealotry, he’s essentially Danny Tanner from Full House
: a lame, white-bread, bossy, overly-moralistic Dad that’s basically just there to annoy everyone. But hey, at least they’re both funny! Right? Right??
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